Monday, July 21, 2008
Mac 'n Cheese and More
I have been reading that food blog and it is getting me very hungry. Tonight I may try preparing some kibble.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Bad dog!
I cannot believe that it has taken me this long to update my blog. A lot has been going on at our house and it is supposed to be relaxing summer time. Rest assured that I will be rolling over some new thoughts very soon.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Top 20 Reasons Most Dogs Don't Use Computers
...Courtesy of http://www.topfive.com/
20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
15. Fire hydrant icon is very frustrating.
14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www . pethouse.com instead of working.
13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Do Not Use Computers...
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Sunday, April 20, 2008
I'm sorry...
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Advice!
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
Fran Lebowitz
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